Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Things I should patent

I think everyone thinks they have great inventions but, mine are different--I KNOW they are great. Feel free to steal them cuz I can't get around to patents right now.



1. A child's pacifier that glows in the dark. After you have hunted and groped through sheets in the middle of the night, only to have to flip on the light and COMPLETELY wake the kid up...you will understand.



2. Motrin or Tylenol patch. Kid is sick with vomiting and diareah. They can't keep anything down and fever is spiking. The last thing you want to do is shove "new improved great tasting" medicene down your toddlers throat. It's a waste of time. A slow release patch is overdue.



3. Progressive lenses (ones that get dark automatically) for your house and car. Why not?



4. Drivers car seat that swivels so you can pull over...quickly find the pacifier (cuz it glows in the dark :) and shove it back in the kids mouth without getting out of the car.



That's all I have for now. Feel free to add, comment or steal.

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